Murphy's
Law of Blackpool Holidays |
| 1 |
Never
act the fool, people may not know the difference.
|
| 2 |
Don't
Mess with Mrs Murphy.
|
| 3 |
Think,
Never Argue with a woman when she's tired or rested.
|
| 4 |
Sex
is hereditary, If your parents never had it, chances
are you won't either.
|
| 5 |
The
buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives
the enemy somebody else to shoot at.
|
| 6 |
Availability
is a function of time. The minute you get interested
is the minute they find someone else.
|
| 7 |
"Law
of Drunkenness" You can't fall off the floor.
|
| 8 |
Smile...
tomorrow will be worse. |
| 9 |
The
honeymooners are always staying in the room next
to yours.
|
| 10 |
The
best things in the world are free --- and worth
every penny of it.
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